(spiraling abecedarian)
| Randy and | |
| ridiculous, | stuffed and |
| salacious, | Trump |
| tricks | uses |
| undermines | violates and |
| vomits about | wooing |
| women. | Xtra-Xtra |
| exposes his | yucky |
| yearning | zipper. |
| Zoo | animals like |
| apes | behave |
| better. | Catcalling and |
| creeping, | doing what The |
| Donald does, his | ego enlarges |
| explodes erupts | fat, |
| far | greater than his |
| girth and | hoarding. |
| He | ingratiates |
| impulsively. | Just |
| johnson | knee-jerks, |
| kissing | leching |
| leaving out | mature |
| manhood. | Noisily |
| newsy, | openly |
| ostentatious, | predictably |
| petty | quotes |
| quickly | rob Richie Rich of any |
| remaining respect. |