I dreamt I had a box
in my living room,
like a radio with
moving pictures,
and it was holding
me hostage (in my Barcalounger).
I dreamt my box
was made in the image
of a rich man
a fat man
a man with halitosis
in his voice
(I could smell it
through my ears).
I dreamt I needed to go
to the bathroom
but the box said
it would break my legs
(and give me incurable dandruff)
if I didn’t stay to watch the commercials.
I dreamt the box
was like some kind of god,
omniscient, omnipotent, omnivorous
(although it ate mostly money),
imparting knowledge, saving souls
and panhandling for spare change.
I dreamt that the world shrank
around my house, and eventually
the world and my living room
were one, just as the box and I
were one. I got rickets,
I got hemorrhoids, I got the germs
that cause bad breath
and a terminal case of five o’clock shadow
(I looked like Richard Nixon on a bad day).
I dreamt that on the last day
the sun and the moon and the stars
collapsed,
and the only light I could see
was coming from the mouth
of the box of the beast
(Fox News was on 666 channels).
At the end of my dream, I expired
(from a combination of starvation
and TV dinner poisoning).
The world re-inflated, and a coroner
took my bagged body out into the daylight.
Then I woke up,
started a pot of coffee
and turned on the television.