Ten Sloppy Haiku of Ordinary Life

Magazines in the doctor’s
Waiting room are never current.
I skim, anyway, the outdated.
 
What appears to be a deflated father unloads
Vacation gear from his trunk onto the highway’s
Soft shoulder so he can unbury his spare.
 
The cashier licks his fingers, un-crumples—
Holds the bills up to the light, counts—recounts—
Suspecting I am, like everyone, counterfeit.
 
The dissolving snow makes some boys
Giddy for baseball or playing outside without jackets;
Others melt with the snow.
 
Noisy woodpeckers at the birdfeeder
Bully sparrows & hog sunflower seeds.
Chipmunks hoard what spills onto the grass.
 
When I tried on my new suit for the seamstress, I boasted
My grandfather had been a tailor, hoping for a discount,
At least good service. She said nothing with pins in her mouth.
 
Under my inherited quilt,
I sweat with terror.
Blanket kicked off, I shiver.
 
I order lunch from my car into a speaker.
Some days I have no idea what I want.
Most days the window-kid doesn’t make a mistake.
 
Even though I don’t believe
In God, sometimes I make bargains
Or ask for small favors.
 
I reach as far back as possible in the supermarket
Cooler for the most recently stocked milk
& still squint to read the expiration date.
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