Grass in My Hair
I was arguing / with the scarecrow.
Tributes
Four Guys and a Truck
The rooms were stolen by four guys who joked about everything I owned …
Charlie Chaplin & Me
Legend has it that Charlie Chaplin placed third
in a Charlie Chaplin Look-Alike Contest. Now
that I’ve been threatened suit for stealing a stranger’s
image for my author photo, I know how he feels.
Killing the Snake Plant
This used to be the tallest living thing
in the house without legs. What happened?
You can’t remember if it was over-water
I Gotta Fat Ass
and I ain’t afraid to use it. My therapist
says trauma is stored in the hips
and I replied that’s why I have this overflowing dump
truck. I’ll hit a stray
parking-lot-abandoned grocery cart with my hip
into the metal corral cuz ya’ll don’t have the juicy gluts
to walk ten feet.