Planning
With deliberate determination not to become a statistical casualty of the epidemic, specifically in my college dorm and pandemically elsewhere, […]
Tributes
Humor, Poems, Tributes
When My Sister Cut French Class
She dreamed herself wearing a red beret sipping cappuccino in a Paris café, speaking the most beautiful language in the
Poems, Tributes
E.R. Poetry
Learned a new word yesterday— Syn -co-pe . Zippy, no? Sounds somewhat like A Scottish highland fling, Or Cajun stew
Humor, Poems, Tributes
How to Ruin a Good Funeral
Show up shit-faced wearing your softball uniform and sit in the front row with the family. Pass out bags of
Audio, Humor, Poems, Tributes
Incompetence
It’s uncanny how oftenwhen I sit on this benchby the bakery someone reallyscrews up parallel parkingin the space next to
Humor, Poems, Tributes
Peeing After the Movie
Even if the film was everything you wanted—the slow, awkward, man-child admitting to love, the three sisters realizing what they