Humor

How to Ruin a Good Funeral

Rattle / January 2, 2011

Show up shit-faced wearing your softball uniform and sit in the front row with the family. Pass out bags of […]

Rattle / December 26, 2010

It’s uncanny how oftenwhen I sit on this benchby the bakery someone reallyscrews up parallel parkingin the space next to

Rattle / December 22, 2010

Even if the film was everything you wanted—the slow, awkward, man-child admitting to love, the three sisters realizing what they

Rattle / December 18, 2010

How about these paperclips? Consider the humble paperclip. Paperclips do not like to remain in their containers. Paperclips can be

Rattle / December 14, 2010

I fixed on the irrational notion that you would publish my collection when I read somewhere that old Giroux liked

Rattle / December 11, 2010

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