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When We Move Away From Here…

Rattle / January 17, 2012

The oldest living cartoon character is the word “popeye.” A cartoon character works this way: it is written so many […]

Rattle / December 23, 2011

How gay is it for two men to stroke the same dog at the same time. What if they’re

Rattle / November 27, 2011

My son is not as enchanted with me as he used to be. He’s begun to shrug my limbs off

Rattle / November 1, 2011

Okay, so it shouldn’t be a huge deal when I open the cupboard and notice the coffee lids not quite

Rattle / October 18, 2011

maybe it’s me but when sticking something up my ass i like to know what are the ingredients so imagine

Rattle / September 16, 2011

Winter’s first snowflakes stuck together on their way down. There were so many people upon which they fell who were