Paree fears her glacier
bears are disinterested
in the New Testament.
So, she will translate
into Bear, the good
Word. She does
not know how
to conjugate
past tense verbs.
So, she will find
a linguist who does.
The few who do have
spent so many days
learning this they
themselves are dis-
interested in God. So,
desperate to save her
cubs’ little souls, Paree
will translate, in present
tense, verse by verse, the
Word, and the furry ones
will learn to think that
Jesus is in Jerusalem
now (!), and they
will escape and
be broken to
get to the
town before
the end of the
tale and find that
Jesus is long in
the ground.
They will
renounce
the faith,
killing
Paree.
And,
those who
can conjugate
verbs will co-
llectively rate
her translation
a two—out (?)
of
forty
three.