The Nurse Lifts the Clipboard & Replaces All Your Vital Signs

with scratch-n-sniff stickers. You undress in front of her
because your body looks like hers. She stuffs her purse
 
& your mouth full of blue paper gowns. It feels like
the Eucharist melting on your tongue or sleeping
 
so long your legs forget how they’re supposed to work.
Every metal object in this room hurts your eyes & has a name
 
everybody knows except for you. The nurse holds something
to your heart you call severed elephant trunk, wilted flower.
 
She hands your boxers to the doctor & asks if you’ll be going
under the knife today. She loves how those words feel
 
against her teeth. It’s her favorite phrase. Her lips are strawberry
red like they’ve gone under the knife. You want to say this
 
but you say nothing. The doctor raises an anatomically correct
penis to his lips & does a waltz. You demand his credentials.
 
He undoes his belt & begins to cry. At that very moment,
you realize you haven’t shaved your legs in years. The doctor
 
blows his nose into your boxers while the nurse reenacts
the video your fifth grade class watched on how boys & girls
 
love each other the right way with the right parts. You worry
the doctor will find out you have the wrong parts. If he ever
 
stops crying he will give you the medicine. You want to be
the medicine. You want to be sleeping so long your legs forget
 
how they’re supposed to be hairless. The nurse licks a sticker until
her mouth purples like a wound. The doctor scratches &
 
scratches till his fingers bleed & the room smells great &
the chart reads female & the doctor wants to know why
 
you’ve changed your name & whose underwear he’s holding.
0
    Your Cart
    Your cart is emptyReturn to Shop
    Scroll to Top